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Susan C-P's avatar

OMG. Such a brilliant takedown on so many levels! So fun to read.

Here’s a cheaper, truly climate-friendly alternative to Kim’s petroleum product: slice off the end of a lemon. Squeeze the juice into your favorite cocktail or onto your avocado toast. Hollow out the flesh and compost it (that’s the climate-friendly part). Then slip the lemon nip into your favorite bra and voila! Citrus-y erect.

(Disclaimer: Never tried this myself but let’s just say I’ve seen it done.) 😜

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Steven K. Homer's avatar

I recently purchased a shirt online that turned out to be tighter across the bust than I had anticipated. As a result, my nipples, such as they are, are fairly prominently displayed--too prominently displayed, I had thought, for any professional setting, but now I see that I will be proudly fighting climate change by wearing it. That, at least, is what I plan to tell HR when the time comes.

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