"And still very much in circulation among the common folk like me and thee who shop in grocery stores and do our own cooking."
To be fair, I mainly just heat things up, but I'm pretty sure Donald John Trump has never cooked for himself or—especially—anyone else. He has never scrambled an egg. Never grilled a burger. Toast, ... maybe. But probably not. He cannot drive a car. He cannot type (or read). He cannot do laundry. He has never mowed a lawn, carried a load or raked a leaf. He is a parasite.
"internetally speaking": Is that a neologism? Neither I nor my dictionary know the adverb. It's beautiful and functional, and now part of my vocabulary. Thank you -- again!
Remember when, for publicity, Bush1 bought a pair of socks, maybe at a Sears, and didn't know how the checkout worked?
Thanks for that refresher on Bush's moment. Shows how time can twist memory. Bush's experience was similar but quite different from the one in the article.
Apparently the thing with Heard and Macdonald Islands is that the territory has its own domain suffix, .hm, so maybe there's some dark crypto site using it.
"And still very much in circulation among the common folk like me and thee who shop in grocery stores and do our own cooking."
To be fair, I mainly just heat things up, but I'm pretty sure Donald John Trump has never cooked for himself or—especially—anyone else. He has never scrambled an egg. Never grilled a burger. Toast, ... maybe. But probably not. He cannot drive a car. He cannot type (or read). He cannot do laundry. He has never mowed a lawn, carried a load or raked a leaf. He is a parasite.
I have heard that he also doesn't use a computer. He has staff print out hard copies of what he wants to read.
He calls his iPad “the flat one.”
Thank you so much for making this term palatable again!
The mangling melon really put a bad taste in my mouth with his... uh, utterances.
I love that due to the legacy of French, in New Orleans people used to (and maybe some still do?) say “makin’ groceries”. https://youtu.be/pC1UkNZk3ns?feature=shared
“Groceries have been made.” LOVE THIS.
"internetally speaking": Is that a neologism? Neither I nor my dictionary know the adverb. It's beautiful and functional, and now part of my vocabulary. Thank you -- again!
Remember when, for publicity, Bush1 bought a pair of socks, maybe at a Sears, and didn't know how the checkout worked?
I made up "internetally—glad you like it! Here's the Bush 1 moment: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supermarket_scanner_moment
Thanks for that refresher on Bush's moment. Shows how time can twist memory. Bush's experience was similar but quite different from the one in the article.
Don't forget Danceteria, on of the big 80's clubs in NYC.
I have nothing remotely witty or useful to add. This is hilarious!
Apparently the thing with Heard and Macdonald Islands is that the territory has its own domain suffix, .hm, so maybe there's some dark crypto site using it.
Sort of like a Tuvalu (.tv) situation? Possibly. Hm!
Or rather, possibly.hm ;')
Yep, it's .hm
A joyful read for a sunny Monday. Thank you!
Watch the April 5 SNL cold open in which “Trump" (James Austin Johnson) pronounces it “groakeries.” https://youtu.be/VEle3pZRqmI?si=IAkx_whL_9WYW6y9