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Mike's avatar

"To make that work, the clothes have to be well made — that’s the only way a name like ours makes sense in a luxury space."

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"With a name like Smucker's, it has to be good"

Dan Freiberg's avatar

I always thought that tag should be; "With a name like Smucker's, it better be good."

Andrea Carla Michaels's avatar

Great column! Not for nothing you’re the best writer on this stuff!

It’s funny, one of the first words I learned in Swedish was “ingenting” which means “nothing” but I always felt it sounded like something (but that word is “någeting” or “nåt” which definitely sounds like no or nothing!)

And when I taught English, sometimes I’d stop correcting double negatives bec it almost sounded clearer.

If an Italian student said,

“I don’t want nothing”, I’d think… ok!

Nancy Friedman's avatar

Thanks, Andrea! Just call me ... Negative Nancy.

Michael Taylor's avatar

Oh, branding ... the world has gone mad. Given that a walk down the aisles of Safeway or any other supermarket reveals a dizzying array of similar but supposedly different products, I can understand the challenge face by any item -- especially a new product -- standing out from the herd enough to be noticed, let alone purchased.

This reminds me of a family gathering long ago, when my mom -- then in her '70s, a woman who I'd never heard utter a discouraging word, much less curse -- had been gifted a big bottle of Mother Fuddrucker's Mustard.

(Yes, it's a real thing: https://ryanpark.wordpress.com/2004/03/04/mother-fuddruckers-mustard/)

At dinner, after a couple of glasses of wine, she decided to try the new mustard, but became confused, finally asking someone to "pass the, you know, the ... motherfuckers --" at which point she turned several shades of red while the rest of us collapsed with laughter.

Well, that's one brand name our family never forgot.

Ken Grace's avatar

I hear echoes of the punk era with songs like Pretty Vacant, No Action, Less Than Zero.

Nancy Friedman's avatar

Good point. They were anti-consumerist, though; the new Nothings are very pro-consumerist.

Alan Brew's avatar

Life imitates art…the Derelicte brand “glamorized” homelessness in Zoolander.

Heather H.'s avatar

I read this with much amusement. As the owner of a Lack of Color hat, I have wondered... and what I decided is that it refers to how keeping your face shaded with a hat prevents you from getting a tan, i.e. getting some color.

Nancy Friedman's avatar

And if you happen to be a melanin-rich hat-wearer…?

Heather H.'s avatar

I know. Then it’s just racist.

Nancy Friedman's avatar

Nice-looking hats, though.

Phil Holland's avatar

The "UnCola" was 7-up, not Pepsi, as your link shows.

Nancy Friedman's avatar

Oof, yes. Will fix as soon as my internet is restored.

David Carlyon's avatar

"When your selling point is nothingness, it’s a challenge to offer satisfaction and fulfillment."

Like your example of Good for Nothing advising to "reject traditional measures of success or worth" while also suggesting / promising "good fortune."

Dan Freiberg's avatar

I'd bet the name, "Bullshit" (or maybe, "Bullshit!") has been used for a product name. I don't know of a more appropriate name for a fashion product than "Bullshit."

I'm not sure if it would be a negative brand name.